THE PHYSICS OF ATTENTION.
Data moves markets. Memes move people. We speak both.
THE MARKET PROBLEM
NARRATIVE VS. REALITY
In the modern era, price isn't driven by P/E ratios. It is driven by narrative velocity. The gap between a viral story and fundamental liquidity is where the volatility lives.
THE OLD WAY
Ignore the memes, short the pump and get wrecked.
THE MEME REVERSION WAY
We quantify the hype. We measure the distance between Cope Carl's delusions and Liquidity Chad's reality.
WE DON'T JUST TRACK SENTIMENT
We map the hallucination against the math.
THE MEDIA PROBLEM
TL;DR - THE BROKEN LANDSCAPE
THE TERMINAL
Dry 50-page PDFs that are credible but put you to sleep. ZERO VIBE.
THE TIMELINE
TikTok guru's shilling vaporware that destroys your portfolio.
ZERO INTEGRITY.
WE ARE THE BRIDGE
We believe institutional grade data belongs in an Instagram carousel.
OUR SOLUTION
FINANCE THAT HITS LIKE CULTURE
We don't ask you to read a whitepaper.
We meet you where you discover content—scrolling your feed. We deliver alpha through our signature formats:
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The Meme Fact Sheet™
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Narrative Carousel
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Meme + Chart Overlay
Digestible, data-driven, and culturally relevant insights.
THE BOTTOM LINE
Smart but cheeky. Confident not cocky. We respect your intelligence, but we also respect your dopamine receptors.
STOP READING BORING REPORTS
START TRADING THE NARRATIVE
DON'T BE EXIT LIQUIDITY.
Join the 1% who understand that markets are stories and numbers.